There
lived a
certain
man in
Russia
long ago
He was
big and
strong,
in his
eyes a
flaming
glow
Most
people
looked
at him
with
terror
and with
fear
But to
Moscow
chicks
he was
such a
lovely
dear
He could
preach
the
bible
like a
preacher
Full of
ecstacy
and fire
But he
also was
the kind
of
teacher
Women
would
desire
Ra Ra
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra Ra Rusputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra Ra Rusputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra Ra Rusputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
(Spoken:)
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.
"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came
Ra Ra Rusputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra Ra Rusputin
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"
Ra Ra Rusputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra Ra Rusputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead
(Spoken:) Oh, those Russians...
ความเป็นคนถือสากปากถือศีล บางครั้งเขาจึงถุกเรียกว่าพ่อมดกาลี จากการเริ่มต้นร้องเพลง กับสาวกอิสตรี ในไม่ช้าการร้องเพลงก็จะแปรเปลี่ยนอย่างฉับพลันไปสู่การเต้นรำอย่างบ้าคลั่ง ซึ่งก่อให้เกิดตัณหาหน้ามืดและจบลงด้วยเรื่องของกามารมณ์ จนมีผู้เต็มใจเป็นคู่ขาในทางกามารมณ์ของรัสปูตินหลายคน แต่มักจะไม่ปรากฏนามอย่างเปิดเผย ส่วนใหญ่เป็นชนชั้นสูงหรือผู้มีชื่อเสียง เช่นพระนางซารีน่าที่แม้จะไม่ถึงกับตกเป็นทาสสวาท แต่ก็ให้คำมั่นกับเขาว่าจะ “จูบมือของพระคุณเจ้าและแนบศีรษะของลูกกับไหล่อันศักดิ์สิทธิ์ของพระคุณเจ้า..” 
